Crappity Crap Crap

Anyone out there know anything about computers? I use Internet Explorer, and now cannot gain full access to I Blame The Patriarchy, leaving me in a perpetual patrablafit. I need Firefox. Now.

Please, send help. It's my semester break here people, and I already have a packed reading list, plus turkeys to cook and cookies to bake. No time for learning Computers for Dummies.

I'm begging here. Lend a hand. Use small words.