What....Is That Thing?

It started last night. I went to bed, and felt this strange tingling in my limbs. This odd, yet enthralling sensation....I think....I'm pretty sure...Oh yes, it is....A combination of motivation and energy.
Channel that shit? I don't fucking think so. I've got sporadic attacks of creativity to use and abuse here. Fuck focus.
Alrighty then, I'm gonna need:
5 cans paint
1 computer information systems major
2 curtains
1 turkey
A whole whack of testicles
Laundry detergent.

Yeah, baby, I'm on my way!