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Friday, November 04, 2005

To My Local Schmoes

I know, my week of solitude is supposed to be up today, but I just don't feel like coming back yet. I'm not in the best of moods, and I'm not cruel enough to inflict me on the rest of you. Yes, C., if your husband will watch The Kid, I'll be out tomorrow, but I'm not promising to be good company.
Oh, and if anyone feels like entertaining The Kid this weekend, I'm sure you're much more fun than me right now, so feel free to take her day tripping. I'll love you forever, as I'm sure she will too. Of course, she already loves you forever, but she's got a lot of love to give, I'm sure she could drum up some more.
Anyway, I'll probably return sometime next week, I know you're all waiting with your panties in a knot. What can I say, coffee's just not the same without me, is it?

14 Comments:

Blogger shadow of a doubt said...

Sure, you go into hiding, when I need someone to yak to. YOu don't even know why I am not able to pick up your daughter this weekend. Well ha, next time something crazy happens with you, I will be in confinement too!

11/04/2005 11:51 PM  
Blogger Impulsivecompulsive said...

Okay, I give. What happened. And if your car got stolen again, I don't want to know.

11/05/2005 9:01 AM  
Blogger Impulsivecompulsive said...

Okay, I just read your post. Your car did get stolen again, didn't it? Or did it blow up again? Either way, your car is fucked, isn't it?
Man, you got no luck. None.

11/05/2005 10:00 AM  
Blogger PornStar said...

Hey girl...should i leave the tickets with Kelly then? I want to make sure you get them...or do you want me to take the kid that night?

11/05/2005 10:51 AM  
Blogger Impulsivecompulsive said...

C. said you offered to take The Kid, that would be great, if you want to. I don't know when I'll be around, or if I'll be back by then or not, or what, but if you would actually like to take The Kid, she'd love that.
If you're offering cause I'm cranky, you don't have to, I'll call you about the tickets. Now, wouldn't it be easier if I just called you now?
Hmmm.

11/05/2005 11:00 AM  
Blogger Boo! said...

Let me know when you're done with your confinement. I'll send my kids over to you and start my own.

11/05/2005 11:25 AM  
Blogger Boo! said...

*Note to everyone else*

I make no apologies for increasing the terms of her solitude.

hahahahahaha

11/05/2005 11:26 AM  
Blogger Impulsivecompulsive said...

Everybody want's in on confinement now...this is not a fad, people, I'm copywriting this shit!

11/05/2005 11:27 AM  
Blogger Impulsivecompulsive said...

That's it...I'm staying here Forever. Forever, dammit. I shall quit shaving my legs, start shaving my head, feed the fish to the cat, the cat to the kid, and sell the kid to the highest bidder. Then I'm taking up macrame and selling it on e-bay to support myself.

11/05/2005 11:30 AM  
Blogger PornStar said...

I'll take the kid...ha ha

11/05/2005 1:50 PM  
Blogger Boo! said...

Wouldn't it be more profitable to sell all of them on e-bay as opposed to feeding one profit to another, thereby losing in the process? You're really getting dumb in your old age.

11/05/2005 7:53 PM  
Blogger Impulsivecompulsive said...

Erica: Hey, wait...that does make sense, doesn't it?
Porny: So, you'll take The Kid on Thursday, or you'll take The Kid forever?

11/06/2005 12:33 PM  
Blogger PornStar said...

I'll take the kid forever if you let me...i love her to bits

11/07/2005 9:51 PM  
Blogger Impulsivecompulsive said...

Sorry Porny, you missed the boat on that one. Now that I'm out of solitary, I think I'll keep The Kid. Besides, the idea was to sell her to the highest bidder...you can't afford her.
But...now that that statement there's in writing, you're so on my list of people I will demand babysit for free for me.
(Or for a 26 of rum, situation dependant.)

11/08/2005 7:15 AM  

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