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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Ode To A Beautiful Night


The stars are shining, the air is warm, the city lights are reflecting and refracting off the river below, and the strip club is near silent.

And over at Pandagon, Amanda posts a link that proves that It's All Gonna Be Okay. Because no matter what the baby wars (with the "threat" of Muslims "outbreeding" the Godly Christians or Republicans "outbreeding" the Liberals), no species, no matter how prolific - be it the long passed Dodo, or that most hallowed and most appealing of flightless fowl, the Kakapo - can outlive massive doses of stupidity.

And here you have it, proof positive that Republicans are a dying breed. (Remember folks, this here excerpt was written by a Repub pundit, the wisest of the species, the, dare I say it? expertisers.) Heck, this is worthy of making up a name, it is.

Without further ado, I give you

Dennis Prager on why the left fears global warming more than the right:
The Right tends to fight human evil such as communism and Islamic totalitarianism. The Left avoids confronting such evils and concentrates its attention instead on socioeconomic inequality, environmental problems and capitalism. Global warming meets all three of these criteria of evil. By burning fossil fuels, rich countries pollute more, the environment is being despoiled and big business increases its profits.

Okay then. Why is this so funny? Well, remember, this is intended as an insult to the left.

That boy actually believes that being worried about social inequality and environmental problems shows that Teh Left is going craaaaaazy, while honest, salt of the earth folks are more concerned with pissing in their panties whenever a brown person waits for the same crossing light as them. Shit man, their brown, and their stopping next to me. Every good Godbag knows that brown people can't tell the difference between red or green lights! Take cover, Betty, their gonna bloooowwwwww!!!!

And if that quote wasn't enough to send you into the mad hysterics that it did me, there's always this one to fall back on:
The Left believes in experts.

That's right.

No need for thanks, you know I'm only here to please you.

Impulsive Out.

9 Comments:

Blogger Maine said...

Yeah, but uber-conservative parents tend to have liberal kids out of rebellion.... Score might not be so uneven.

6/23/2006 4:13 AM  
Blogger Impulsivecompulsive said...

Rebellion can be a great thing.

Of course, "they" say that kid's beliefs tend to change to reflect their parents as they get older (once they're done rebelling), but there are a lot of other influences that can prevent that reversal.
Like life. And reality.

6/23/2006 8:21 AM  
Blogger Boo! said...

That bird's head looks the same as your goldfish's head.

6/30/2006 12:04 AM  
Blogger Impulsivecompulsive said...

Heyyyy...you may have a point there. Is this a reflection of my obsession? Am I going to start dating people that look like African Cichlids next? Or have fins?

6/30/2006 8:44 AM  
Blogger Boo! said...

The answer to that is yes. Yes, you will.

6/30/2006 10:13 AM  
Blogger Boo! said...

Listen. I'm sick of that bird. It looks stupid. Write something, anything, just move it down. Please.

7/01/2006 1:21 AM  
Blogger Impulsivecompulsive said...

Done.

7/01/2006 1:45 PM  
Blogger Boo! said...

But thanks. ;)

7/01/2006 3:43 PM  
Blogger Impulsivecompulsive said...

I aim to please.

7/01/2006 10:32 PM  

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