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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

On Ruling My Domain

So in the summer, I take the duvets out of the duvet covers, and just put the covers on the bed. Well, now, it ain't summer. Sure, it faked it pretty damn well today, but night time's a dead give away. It's cold.
So tonight, I put the duvets back in their covers, and, get ready for this, did it.....Without Unmaking The Beds. Oh yeah, I am the goddess of housekeepery, the glory hole of grimebusting, the, wait, I got nothin'....what ever.
Alls I gotta say, is damn, I'm good. If that's not a get out of cooking free card, I don't know what is. Oh yeah. You say you cook a grilled cheese sandwich from scratch? Well fuck that byatch, I can get a duvet into the duvet cover without unmaking the bed. Check, and mate.

6 Comments:

Blogger Matt said...

"You say you cook a grilled cheese sandwich from scratch? Well fuck that byatch"

Oh, you win the battle, my friend...but not the war. I'm going to buy that George Foreman grilly thing...and soon? I'll be making the greatest sandwiches known to man. Your duvet mastery will soon fall prey to my skillful grillery.

Ahem. Hi.

10/11/2005 10:51 PM  
Blogger Impulsivecompulsive said...

Them there's fightin' words Matt. But I'm not worried, you'd have to rustle up some pretty damn good sandwiches to beat the duvet trick. Damn good.

10/12/2005 8:39 PM  
Blogger Boo! said...

Psst... Matt...

Add bacon.

10/12/2005 9:07 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

[thanks Erica, I'll try that. Though, just between you and me, I have to admit...I'm a little nervous. That duvet thing was pretty cool. My kung fu is strong, but hers may be unmatched. Hopefully the bacon will be her downfall.]

10/12/2005 9:39 PM  
Blogger Boo! said...

Yeah, she doesn't like it.

10/12/2005 10:23 PM  
Blogger Impulsivecompulsive said...

Bacon is the new kryptonite.

10/12/2005 10:53 PM  

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