On Ruling My Domain

So in the summer, I take the duvets out of the duvet covers, and just put the covers on the bed. Well, now, it ain't summer. Sure, it faked it pretty damn well today, but night time's a dead give away. It's cold.
So tonight, I put the duvets back in their covers, and, get ready for this, did it.....Without Unmaking The Beds. Oh yeah, I am the goddess of housekeepery, the glory hole of grimebusting, the, wait, I got nothin'....what ever.
Alls I gotta say, is damn, I'm good. If that's not a get out of cooking free card, I don't know what is. Oh yeah. You say you cook a grilled cheese sandwich from scratch? Well fuck that byatch, I can get a duvet into the duvet cover without unmaking the bed. Check, and mate.