Things I Learned Today
1) Adding guacamole to a grilled cheese sandwich will not make processed cheese slices taste like real cheese.
2) Telling The Kid that she can't have a cookie until she eats her crusts will not make her want her crusts. It will make her want a cookie.
3) Replacing breakfast, lunch and snacks with vast quantities of coffee is not a good cost saving technique. It's just stupid.
Yup. That just about covers it. Maybe I shoulda gone to class today.
2) Telling The Kid that she can't have a cookie until she eats her crusts will not make her want her crusts. It will make her want a cookie.
3) Replacing breakfast, lunch and snacks with vast quantities of coffee is not a good cost saving technique. It's just stupid.
Yup. That just about covers it. Maybe I shoulda gone to class today.
posted by Impulsivecompulsive | 6:26 PM
1 Comments:
Hmmm...been a while since I gnawed on a car tire. I'll have to give it a go again. Bring back old memories.
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