It's cold. It's wet. That fucking decomposing cat that my parents dropped off here before heading to Mexico is driving me insane. Satan's Cat is pissed right off that there's another cat slowly decomposing all over her territory, and is driving me insane. The fish is pregnant, and I forsee a mass slaughter impending, since I can't afford to replace the big tank and segregate the little cannibalistic fuckers. And my Commercial Drive night turned into playing scrabble, rather than hitting my pub, fun, yes, but not quite enough to get me through the week. Besides, you can't quite grasp the concept of the market until you've been there... I'd try to explain, but I think its too much for a comment.
Oh, I'm a fish breedin' away over here. So if you want some, you've got maybe a week, max. Soon as momma pops, those kids are toast, unless I can drum up some instant hidey holes for them. Not saying they're smart enough to hide in the hidey holes, but at least then it's their own fault if they get eaten, not mine.
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It's cold. It's wet. That fucking decomposing cat that my parents dropped off here before heading to Mexico is driving me insane. Satan's Cat is pissed right off that there's another cat slowly decomposing all over her territory, and is driving me insane. The fish is pregnant, and I forsee a mass slaughter impending, since I can't afford to replace the big tank and segregate the little cannibalistic fuckers. And my Commercial Drive night turned into playing scrabble, rather than hitting my pub, fun, yes, but not quite enough to get me through the week.
Besides, you can't quite grasp the concept of the market until you've been there...
I'd try to explain, but I think its too much for a comment.
Hey, you interested in five to forty fish, by any chance?
Are your fish breeding again? My girl wants some fish, as soon as I get her a tank.
hehe I didn't read your first comment before I posted.
And you can blame me for the rain. I've already confessed in one of my posts.
Oh, I'm a fish breedin' away over here. So if you want some, you've got maybe a week, max. Soon as momma pops, those kids are toast, unless I can drum up some instant hidey holes for them. Not saying they're smart enough to hide in the hidey holes, but at least then it's their own fault if they get eaten, not mine.
It's going to be at least a month before I can buy I tank. I'll wait for your next batch.
And I, in turn, shall blame Al.
You should just blame him for everything. It works for me, it should work for you too.
Ahhhhh smoking......
Fond memories, hey?
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