Inexcusable

Yes. I know. And I'll get around to it. But you know what I've been doing while not posting? I've had exactly (count them) three weeks worth of classes this semester, of which I've attended exactly (count them) three weeks worth of lectures and handed in exactly (you get the picture) three weeks worth of assignments and done exactly (don't make me say it) three weeks worth of readings.
I am the shit. Student of the fucking year. Oh yeah.
Not only that, but in that time I've only drank on the weekends, and haven't flashed a single tit at a single person. Not one. Let alone two. That makes me maternal, that does. (Technically speaking, that is. If The Kid was still breastfeeding, that would make me very unmaternal. But she's four, ya'll. Get over it.)
Anyway, since my newly reclaimed sense of responsibility has tuckered me right the fuck out, I've got nuthin'. So instead, I shall post a List Of Things To Post, for when the Right Moment Comes Along.
This is all shit that's been rolling around in my head for the past couple of weeks, and is slowly editing itself into oblivion. Someday, I may actually post this. Someday, I may actually admit that I don't edit shit, and if it's made it as far as the mental editing pile, it's doomed for eternity. We'll just see which comes first, won't we?

1) My boobs. That's right, I fully intend to jump on not one, but two bandwagons. The first being modern technology, where by I hook myself up with a digital camera. Or any camera, for that matter. The second being HNT Thursdays. Is that shit still around? Or is it long gone by now? Who cares. If in my newfound responsibility, I'm not flashing my tits in public, the least I can do is post them on the interweb.

2) Serial killers. Oddly enough, this has been in the 'save as draft' bin since before Maine's inflammatory tale of woe. Although according to local authorities, this could be a long, drawn out saga in the life of Me. Didn't that just get you widdling yourselves with anticipation?

3) Why feminists should not boycott porn. More to the point, why feminists should support the porn industry like mofos. Seriously, if I ever get around to writing this, and even editing this, it could make a grade a term paper. I've got the shit reasons.

4) Nope. I think I've run out.

Yeah.